On Friday I descended down into the bowels of the Library and discovered, among the dusty stacks of long forgotten books, a cave called the Parker Media Lab. Here I swiped my student ID and made off with a Nikon D3200 dslr camera. When I made it back to the exit door I was relieved to see that sunlight still filled the waking world. I took the camera home and introduced myself, hoping to establish, if not a friendship, than a working partnership at the least. I have since discovered that this camera has a guide mode which is meant to walk a digital scrub such as myself through the process of taking a simple snapshot, that it has a limited ability to enlarge distant objects, and that it can automatically focus on one of 11 focus points. This is a link to the manual for this marvel of modern manufacture: https://cdn-10.nikon-cdn.com/pdf/manuals/dslr/D3200_EN.pdf